Strip away all of those fuzzy toilet seat covers and all you've got is orange floor tile, white wall tiles with blue accents, a horrifyingly small cave of a shower complete with 1970's glass door and fake wood tile, and a rickety homemade cabinet constructed with plywood.
Here's our plan.

In about 76 years when we've finished all of this work we will have you have you over and you can marvel at how nice it is. No really. Get excited for some pictures soon to come of "Nicci Westbrook: Demolition Expert in Training."